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Congrats to Cap'n B for being the 100th vistor! Somehow Iknew it'd be him... damned regulars...

{Insert blog here}

Now, i know i should be posting something either

A. Insightful and thought-provoking, or
B. About my life,

But i really dont have anything that would be interesting to post about.

SO i started looking around the internet, at all my usual haunts, to try and find something to talk about. I turned on the computer, signed in to msn messenger, checked my e-mails and then went searching. Then it hit me,

Why do i sign in to MSN? I can't remember the last time I spoke to anyone who wasn't Katie on it. A lot of people even just keep it open when they're not there. There are about 3 people who are always on, no matter the time. I mean i was on this computer at about 10pm here last night. Thats 3am back home. Why on earth would they be on at 3am?! I dont even know why i sign in... But whatever!

On a completely un-related note (i'm sure someone will try to relate those two notes...) I've almost had 100 visitors, and i know who each and every one of you are! Some of you arent making yourselves known! Who is from slough?! (both Ashford and Egham)

Who is from Birmingham, Shoreham-by-Sea?

Someone from Lambeth in London?

And lastly, Bracknell forest in Bracknell?

Ah well, I'll try and post something interesting later, ok kids?

Keep it safe!

Jamie
Vag
Banana

I'm a skater... I don't have any arm strength!

Hey guys!

Well, you're probably looking for some kind of "whats Jamie been up to" news right? Rockin', 'cause i have the explanation to the odd title right here!

Don't worry, i'll start a tab...

Anyways, as i mentioned before, I spent yesterday at Orlando theme park. It was actually really good! One of the highlights was me participating in a Fear Factor Live show! The first challange was to hang from 40 feet up, on a coathanger shaped bar, with hurricane speed winds blowing at me! There was six of us hanging there, then the first two to fall went out, and the others went on to the next round. I was the second guy to fall, by about a second and a half... dammit! The other two "challanges" were so easy... if only i had held on for that little bit longer i could have done so well... Ah well...

Today was Islands of Adventure, which was another Universal park. This was aimed more at the teenager-adult range, and some of those rides... man they rocked! There was only small queues too, so yeah, good day!

Tomorrow is rest day, which i hear we're spending on the beach. And now its dinner time!

Hope to talk to ya sometimes!

keep it safe!

Jamie
Veg
Banana

Again, no quote today, just another link. This one shows why i'm going back to camp. I think it explains things ok...

Last summer

Blasts from the past...

Wow, quite a few old faces have commented! I think i'll have to extend an open invite to anyone who can make it on the 2nd of April in Chelmsford!

Speaking of me knowing all and seeing all, Someone from Canterbury Christ Church College in Bradford, Didn't post... Unless i'm missing something here. So far everyone has managed to comment, Although i'm not sure which of you are from Chelmsford, Perhaps The Cap'n?

Meh

Uhh, not a lot in the way of news. We spent today having a "rest day" which turned out to be a "walk and shop" day. This is exactly the kind of day that i do not class as resting! I mean we spent more time walking around the shops than we would have done in a theme park! But it's all good. I've been promised a new pair of sk8z0r shoes, so shopping's all good with me!

Tomorrow is the theme park i've been looking forewards to! We're going to Denny's for an all you can eat breakfast, then it's off to Universal studios! WOO! Does anyone else remember that line from the end of the "Kenan and Kel" show, something like

"Kenan and Kel is filmed in front of a live audience in Orlando, in Universal studios, Florida."

Well, when he says it, it comes out something like " Kenanndklisilmedinfrontofaiveaudiencein Orlandoin Universalstudios, Florida."

But i digress, (Always wanted to use that!)

I'm looking forewards to it, i think it's gonna be great. The theme parks so far have been, to use a clever analagy, Like the power rangers. Small, kinda puny and with a few different colours. Tomorrow's park will be something like their megazord! Huge, Brightly coloured, and entertaining to watch fight giant baddies.

Ok, perhaps not the last one...

Anyways, this is starting to reek of fatigue, so i bid thee goodnight! Although by the time i post this, it'll be morning for... about 80% of my fanbase! (Yeah it's small, but it's there!)

Keep it safe kiddies!

Jamie
Veg
Banana

Insted of a quote tonight, i'm gonna give you guys something different! This is one of my old posts from an old blog, and i'm showing you because i am so damned grateful that i never have to work there again. I wont! EVER!

An open letter to the customers of T.K.Maxx.

Hey guys!
Well, as you may know, things have not worked out to plan! I AM in America right now, but i'll also be coming home when everyone else in my famly does. Shame really... I was really looking forewards to starting in April, and seeing Katie and all that! Also, being here in Florida is a lot like being in Michigan in the summer, Some of the streets look the same and theres just the same feel for the place. I dunno, with any luck i'll get an appointment sometime early after i get back.

But enough about that! You guys wanna hear about what i've been doing! (If not, why are you here?...

Long story short, I love this place! We've been here two days now, not including the flights, and it's so mucn fun! We spent the first day at MGM Disney, which was a lot smaller than I thought it would be, but still fun nonetheless!

Today was seaworld! We went VERY early, because we had to leave very early too. See, west ham was playing (won 2-1!) and we just had to get back for that. Only two more wins and they'll win the FA cup. Cool huh?

Anyhoo, there is so much to say, but not enough time to say it! I may update again later, who knows. I plan on adding a sitemeter on the right there somewhere, so's i can count people again.

One last thing, if it's your first time here, you gotta comment! I wanna know what kind of audiece i'm talking to! (y'know, if any...) even if it's just "yo dude, what-up". And make sure you leave a name, i hate annonymous comments...

Keep it safe folks!

Jamie
Veg
Banana

"The only thing worse than not knowing, is you thinking that i don't know" - Fall out boy - seven minutes in heaven